Google Universal AKA GoogleThinksYou’reAnIdiot

Bloged in Search Optimization, Google by semadvance Friday May 18, 2007

GoogleThinksYou’reAnIdiot

First I think you should know Google thinks you are an idiot with a capital I. I know that this is pushing the edges but hey Google does it and I feel I can push right back.

It says it right here on their blog.

Google Universal Blog Post 

“We want to help you find the very best answer, even if you don’t know where to look.”

Ohh?? When did you or I become stupid??? We need Google to tell us we’re not smart enough to figure out what we want… so Google the almighty, in it’s infinite wisdom, will reach down and tell us what we are too stupid to figure out for ourselves. Who died and made them god? I know I didn’t!

I think it is time for webmasters to stop Google dead in their tracks. It’s time for recording artists, rock stars, hip hop & rap musicians, actors, actresses, ceos, models, marketers, brands, webmasters small and large, everyone publishing online to take what is rightfully theirs and make Google pay to use it.
Google.com has now decided that the organic results, once the bastion of websites exclusively, should be openned up to include a smorgasboard of somewhat related items in addition to web results, which includes news, images, and groups results right on the same search results page.

Googles Blog brags about adding these new features as whats best for the user. I doubt that, because with Google the “do no evil” mantra is just a clever ploy to mask what the true mission is which since I brought it up is “live on OD”

Now you are saying Clint you’re crazy, nobody lives when they OD, but this is a different OD or overdose. Google’s blog puppet for the universal search writes “We want to help you find the very best answer, even if you don’t know where to look.” I think they’re out to have us OD on Google information overload.
So strange as this may seem everywhere users do not know where to look leads back into Googles walls. They use the page of Steve Jobs for example. When you do a Google search for good old Steve 3 images are found at the top. Sponsored results from a non google entity are pushed to the far right.

The three images of Steve are all linked to where else?? Google Images….wow that was a stretch for them wasn’t it??? After Googles images we have the wiki which Google seems to have become addicted to, as if they can’t figure out where else to find good information. (I thought they were a search engine?) then under this we get to Steves real information that should be first which is Apple computers.

Further down in the middle of the page we find a video of Steve on none other than Youtube. Wow these guys are trying so hard. Why they must have worked so hard to find that “relevant” video clip. Farther at the bottom of the page we find news results for Steve Jobs that lead to where else?? Google News.

As we can see Google has collected all the world’s information (they are collecting currently and will be till stopped) they have now taken our information, Steves’s a prime example but there are many others and are using other peoples lives to drive traffic to their own properties effectively blocking Steve Jobs from promoting himself or hiring an d agency to do the job for him.

Google is reshaping the search results page from a democratically based set of information to a set owned and run by The Google Tsars, Brin Page & Schmidt. The change is starting, Google is taking the brands, stars, everything anyone can own that is known as intellectual property and published on the Internet for others to view and use and locking it up in their own little fortress.

It is time to stop these Greedy barons of search in their tracks. I have a way for us to find freedom from having our IP stolen out from under our control. I have a way everyone can profit from Google…they pay publishers to display their ads….time for Google to pay people to display their sites in the organic side too!!

Otherwise follow these simple instructions to stop Google.

1. Sell any & all shares of Google Stocks.
2. Open up your robots.txt file and include this Google Killer!

User-agent: Googlebot
Disallow: /

Peace

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